Cognitive dissonance at its finest
1K notes. This is why the “not all men” jokes aren’t funny. Men are not bugs, diseases, sharks, snakes, dogs or M&Ms. They’re human beings with complex emotions just like everyone else. You think this generalization is going to stop bad things happening to women? If you think so, you’re stuck in a fairy tale world. This is less about protecting women and more about being passive aggressive and immature.
So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND
HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
NICK P L E A S E