inwhichifeelallthefeels:

farfaduvet:

smugsbunny:

whoopsimightbegettingsued:

Welp



Eep


someone probably just lost their job

inwhichifeelallthefeels:

farfaduvet:

smugsbunny:

whoopsimightbegettingsued:

Welp

Eep

someone probably just lost their job


andanotaku:

Table confirmed for ssb4

andanotaku:

Table confirmed for ssb4


colorsofsocialjustice:

humanslothking:

Cognitive dissonance at its finest

1K notes. This is why the “not all men” jokes aren’t funny. Men are not bugs, diseases, sharks, snakes, dogs or M&Ms. They’re human beings with complex emotions just like everyone else. You think this generalization is going to stop bad things happening to women? If you think so, you’re stuck in a fairy tale world. This is less about protecting women and more about being passive aggressive and immature. 
-Indigo

colorsofsocialjustice:

humanslothking:

Cognitive dissonance at its finest

1K notes. This is why the “not all men” jokes aren’t funny. Men are not bugs, diseases, sharks, snakes, dogs or M&Ms. They’re human beings with complex emotions just like everyone else. You think this generalization is going to stop bad things happening to women? If you think so, you’re stuck in a fairy tale world. This is less about protecting women and more about being passive aggressive and immature. 

-Indigo


stilinskillme:

remember when Cosmo didn’t tell Mama Cosma he married Wanda so when he went to see her he told her he was out getting milk for the past 10,000 years

(Source: dylansbutt2k14)


gymleaderkyle:

then where the hell tHAT BITCH GOING

gymleaderkyle:

then where the hell tHAT BITCH GOING


Shhhh! This is a library Edward Elric.

(Source: jmihelic)


(Source: michaelsocha)


Just found a lump under my dog’s skin, now a bit worried


blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E


kotakucom:

Hilariously, this thing is called the “Super Upward-Looking Dozing Desk.” It’s going on sale in Japan this month, and, obviously, it lets you use your laptop in bed.


askinnyblackman:

things i used to laugh at

  • actual jokes

things i laugh at now

  • yard sard