in court
judge: sir, where were you at 4:20pm last sunday
me: well you see sir i was just blazin some dank ass kush
my lawyer: same
me: same
judge: same
police: same
obama: same

(Source: alostskullkid)


shavingryansprivates:

jrdyn:

shavingryansprivates:

s cience tumblr why the hoobly boobly

Tectonic plates

thank You


(Source: lolgifs.net)


axeystuff:

that number has to go higher

axeystuff:

that number has to go higher

(Source: funkocide)


(Source: okoenig)


SPN Season 1: Let's use Christo to find out if they're a demon
SPN Seasons 2-4: Let's exorcise all demons to save their vessels
SPN Seasons 5-9: Lol let's stab the guy and see if he glows when he dies

kaible:

feitclub:

"Hey, how do you spell Massachusetts?"
"How should I know? Just grab a handful of Scrabble tiles and let fate decide."

this is like a beautiful unicorn of mispellings

kaible:

feitclub:

"Hey, how do you spell Massachusetts?"

"How should I know? Just grab a handful of Scrabble tiles and let fate decide."

this is like a beautiful unicorn of mispellings

(Source: inkpanic)


[Marty Tells Vietnamese psychopath story]

Billy: That’s a great fuckin’ psychopath Marty!

Marty: [sighs] Yeah… But it’s not what I wanna really be writin’ about anymore.

(Source: snkarlert)


franson:

are u there god? itsa me, mario


(Source: a-pokemonparty)


pastoriagym:

 Sinnoh Fossil Pokemon